"Top Ten Reasons You Might Suspect You're Being Scammed"

10. She writes "Dear John" but your name is Mike.

9. The filename of the photo she sent is "Sucker2004.jpg"

8. She insists she's allergic to flowers!

7. Her name is Natasha but everyone calls her "Mercedes".

6. She casually mentions what your watch is worth in kopeks.

5. She calls her Uncle Yuri: "Godfather."

4. Her local Western Union office has her on speed-dial.

3. She knows all the words to "Lugansk, Luganskaya Forever!"

2. She tells you "Gone in 60 Seconds" is "inspirational."

1. "Make Payable To: Lubov Baranova"